Behold: the first caption contest of 2016! A caption-writing muscle must be trained like all other muscles, and if your brain is anything like the gym in early January, you’ve been doggedly if resentfully elbowing others out of the way and keeping it honed and ready for just such an occasion. Fortunately, after this you have our permission to lapse into a restful torpor until this time next month. Don’t worry, this month’s photo is worth it.
You know the rules; you love the rules, but here they are again:
- Leave your funniest clean caption to the photo in the comments section below. We reserve the right to delete captions that we deem inappropriate. We’re not too stingy, but try to keep it moderately PG-13.
- Captions submitted any other way besides in the comment section will not be accepted! That means do not use the feedback form, though you may really, really want to.
- Captions will be accepted from the moment this post goes live until Friday, January 22 at 10 a.m. Mountain Time.
- A crack team of humor experts will pick the winner and we will announce it shortly thereafter.
The winner will receive one of our new 6W Solar Panels! Aaaaaand GO!